May 2013
femalevillain:
i’m not even entirely sure what homestuck is but my first instinct when i see the word is to just disregard it completely
nishlo:
nishlo:
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
belle-morningstar:
Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
Oh shit
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
singergurl91:
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
I will now never look at Jurassic Park the same way again.
thnksfrthbttfck:
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
clavid:
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
there is no friendship in mario kart
guceubcuesu:
meladoodle:
will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.
Suddenly he says “i.am.will.” Identity crisis over. Go home
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Isn’t it crazy how you subconsciously notice things happening? You don’t realize you saw/heard something until someone points it out.
Your brain is like “Don’t worry I got you, you pay attention to that conversation and I’ll soak up all the other information and tell you about it later.”
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
