femalevillain: i’m not even entirely sure what homestuck is but my first instinct when i see the word is to just disregard it completely
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
belle-morningstar: Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin mobile made fun of her so t mobile stepped its shit up it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s Oh shit
bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
singergurl91: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command… I will now never look at Jurassic Park the same way again.
thnksfrthbttfck: some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade...
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
there is no friendship in mario kart
guceubcuesu: meladoodle: will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis. Suddenly he says “i.am.will.” Identity crisis over. Go home
Isn’t it crazy how you subconsciously notice things happening? You don’t realize you saw/heard something until someone points it out. Your brain is like “Don’t worry I got you, you pay attention to that conversation and I’ll soak up all the other information and tell you about it later.”
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know